Principles of the Alt-Centre

I. Communo-Capitalism


Communo-Capitalism is the belief that the best way to run an economy is to be both communist and capitalist simultaneously. To do this, all property must be seized by the state and redistributed to the best business owners of the land, randomly. The business owners will then compete for the year before their businesses are randomly redistributed to someone else. The state therefore owns and doesn't own the businesses of their economy.

II. Anarcho-Anarchism


Anarcho-Anarchism is the belief that anarchists have been put in charge of creating a free and fair society for too long, and have failed. The only option for people to be free is to overthrow the current caste of anarchists, and create a new one dedicated to Communo-Capitalism and the Alt-Centre as a whole. The anarchists have tried to end the state for too long. It's the anarcho-anarchists turns to TRULY end the state.

III. Alternative Centrism

Alternative Centrism is the belief that conventional centrism has outlived its usefulness. Typically, centrists passively engage politics neutrally. This must no longer be the case. Alternative Centrism takes into account the trying times of the modern world, and posits neutrality must be actively promoted, not passively promoted. Alternative Centrism demands that we make the world follow our neutral ways, by force if necessary!

THE ALT CENTRE SHALL RISE AGAIN!

The Far-Centre
Far-centre politics are centrist politics further to the centre of the left-right spectrum than the standard political centre. Often, the term "far centre" is applied to neo-centrists and moderate supremacists. Far-centre policies typically include neutral extremist overtones, potentially leading to active genocide of people with real political opinions.

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Communo-Communism
Communo-Communism is the political and economical doctrine that aims to be even more leftist and authoritarian than Communism. In Communo-Communism, all property is seized by the government and then redistributed. The government then seizes all property again and redistributes it. This cycle continues until perfect Communism (or Communism^∞) is achieved.