Is Wario a Libertarian?

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He seems like a commie to me: Being a fat, lazy bastard who steals and plunders his way unto fortune and infamy.

I've always seen him as a "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" sort, so left-libertarian I guess.

Im not all that familiar with the mario games myself, so my observation is just a first glance one. Yeah, left-libertarian sounds fair enough I guess.

He might be a Marxist. In Smash Brawl, he can summon so many motorcycles... How else could he have so many, without repossessing/shameless mass production?

He does steal a lot of money from people, but I don't think a Marxist would be so open to exorbitant wealth. A Fabian socialist, maybe, but not an According to Hoyle Marxist.

Didn't marx live under the care of a noble house? And marxists are known for their hypocrisy anyways.

That's true, but Marxists live off of OTHERS. Wario's independent in his thievery.

He is a leach though: without stealing from others, he couldn't sustain himself. He is a more efficient marxist. Rather than demanding that the government steals him a handout for him, he just fucking takes it by force.

Anarcho-Communist perhaps? Anarcho-primitivist? Some sort of anarchy. No way a libertarian would advocate some straight-up theft.

DukeWu wrote:Anarcho-Communist perhaps? Anarcho-primitivist? Some sort of anarchy. No way a libertarian would advocate some straight-up theft.

Aren't all of those just more extreme examples of left-libertarianism?

Yes.

Wario is ANCAP, end of. If we assume the Mario-kart games are canon then Wario runs a gold mine, he's portrayed as a cheater in virtually every game he appears in so he has open disdain for rules or regulation. He has a merchant lust for money grabbing. ANCAP all over. Any day, any play.

Wario's also a thief, and theft is DEFINITELY against the NAP.

Both ways, I think he needs a new hat. Should he get one, how would he do it? Have Mario make him a new one?

Wario has to be an ANCAP. If you play Warioware Twisted you see that he uses an illegal cloning washing machine to replicate his new GBA to sell to the masses without paying taxes.